The jokes On Me
I just love knowing that I am a source of entertainment for the cosmos.
It happened four times this week. I think thats a record thus far.
First I meet a pretty girls who asks me for help. She is lost and does not know how to get home. So I help her. During the drive she tells me how her boyfriend is abusive and she wants to leave him. The reason she doesn’t is she has no where to go. when she leaves she gets my number and says she will be intouch. I never heard from her.
Then a friend calls. They are having a really bad time and needed someone. I offer the only thing I can. You need somewhere to and be safe, come over. They said they would. I have not heard from her at-all.
I met someone a couple of weeks ago and we are talking and having fun. Someone gave me free concert tickets so I ask her. not only does she not want to go, but she says we cant date. She likes me but she cant do it.
Another friend emails me and says, “Dave Matthews? That sounds fun.”
So I email her thinking we are going to go. Turns out she was just commenting. She didn’t plan to go.
So, the universe gave me four good pokes in the eye. I fell for every one of them too.
It all makes me wonder. When did I get the job of ‘Piss-Boy’
