Burning Questions
I want to know. Yes its rhetorical. I doubt anyone knows.
Why is it that if you are kind to a woman she says she cant date you because you are too nice? What is that? Some backwards Moon logic? “He doesnt hit me or call me names, so I dont like him”? you try to be helpful. You go when they need you. Answer the phone when they call you at odd hours. Listen to them cry about some jerk you dont give a rat’s ass about. In the end, they walk off with some bozo and leave you standing looking like A first class shmuck. “Gee thank you. Now that you have helped me out, Im off to an idiot to have lots of sex. Wheee.”
The minute you say, “look, you need to stop calling me. This is not my life.” Oh well then, its “You dont care. You arent her friend.” Never mind you were there picking her drunk ass up off the floor when she was crying because her last flavor of the month left. No, now you’re
the jerk.
What the hell is wrong with people seriously?
Im a nice guy and Im fun but Im black, so they cant see me?. Tell me something. When did we go back in time and why didnt I get a fucking memo? Jerk boy cheated on you 4 times. Once with your mother. He hasnt had a job in a year. I have had a job everyday since I was 19 , I have my own home and a new car. I dont have an arrest record, and unlike your usual choices never been on Cops.
How in the hell is he a better choice than me?
Mommy and daddy wont approve? Well thats great. Next time your kid is starving call them! Oh I forgot you did. They would not help. Told you it wasnt their problem.
And then people come to me and say Im cranky and cynical? Well damn. I wonder why that is?
