Stupid Stupid 'Uman
Tonight I talked to the stupidest person alive. No really. Just wait. You will see. I was on the phone talking to my sister; Yolanda tonight. We were doing our usual. Chewing the fat about nonsense and generally, being silly. I got a familiar beep on the phone and figured, its another salesman. I answered it prepared to jump this one like the last one. I answer the phone with a simple and cold "Hello". No one answered. Again I said "Hello?" this time with inquisition in my voice. The response floored me.
"What up Nigga. Wheres yo wife at"?
I started laughing. Obviously someone mis-dialed thier phone.
smiling I responded,"thats a good question. Why dont you tell me who you are and I might tell you"
"You know whop this is nigga. Dont be tryin to act and shit"
"Nooo, I think you got a wrong number"
"Aint no wrong number, motherfucka. You know that. Na, where yo wife at"?
Normally I am calm. I am peaceful. But certain things I dont like. First one above all, I hate being called nigga. I Alabama someone threw rocks at my sister and me while they shouted nigga go home. I have met people from Mexico who come here looking for a better life illegally, and they called me nigga. Or as they put it, "Pinche Miyate". Second, I live alone, so wives are a touchy subject for me.
So needless to say, this guy had hit the buttons. And stood on them.
"Listen you fuck. What the hell do you want? Who in the hell are you calling anyway? Do you even know?"
"Fuck you nigga. I know who I am. And I know yo ass. Ahm, you hoes man"
"What the fuck?! Who the fuck are you trying to call fuckhead? Cause you got the wrong number!"
"Fuck you nigga. Ahm fuckin’‘ yo wife. And you know it aint no wrong number motherfucka".
"Really? Fuck you dumbass"
"Fuck you nigga. You know I got yo woman"
At that point I hung up.
Now several things occur to me.
1. Why call someone and say that? even if you are doing some guys wife….
SHUT THE FUCK UP! If you and she are doing it on the side then someone wanted to? ? keep it secret.
2. What if I was the right guy and I was violent? She comes home, smelling like him and BANG…? dead bitch. Now you got some really pissed guy looking for you. Or worse yet. What if he is like me? "You doing her are you? Fine. then you keep her. Im done" Now you got a house guest because you didnt keep your trap closed. And heaven help you if you say something like. "I cant have you living with me", and put her out. Now I probably will come kill your ass. You wanted her bad enough before. Now you keep her or else.
3. Why do you need the drama? What the fuck? You dont have enough heart ache with the economy, and crime? You have to make something, so you have something to worry about now? Again I ask, "WTF"
It only goes to show, some people never evolve beyond the fecal matter throwing monkey stage
