E-Guido
I have been moved into a new job.
Not really what I wanted to happen. I have been moved from hosting support to Network operations. Well, I didnt actually move. More like here have some more of this, bitch. I do Network Support and domain support. Along with company name management, abuse management, and new client migrations.
Thats right I am a NOC Monkey now with feathers now.
In celebration Paul placed a plaque on my door. A simple 8x8 image of a howler monkey..
I know.. Its so me.
So now I have access to major network systems. Except, I dont really.
I do not have passwords to the mail servers, but I do have the APs and domain servers.
I also have control of the company credit card to a degree.
Can you say Aruba? I bet you can.
:)
No, seriously, I would not do that. Fuckers would find me. I know they would.
with my new position I am the email and copyright abuse guy.
which means if you stole someones website or you down load illegal MP3s I turn you off. Well, maybe. If its good music its alright. But I catch you downloading some Brittany Spears or "Songs from the Crystal Cave":http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520, your ass is shutdown.
Oh. I forgot to mention.
I am commercial service collections too.
And I am good at it.
"So umm, its like dis. You want email. We wants our money. Caprice?", or my favorite, "[sign] It would be a terrible thing if your website got lost you know? Caprice?"
Thats right. E-Guido on the roll baby.
Wait hold up. I have to look at this flag.
Someone is downloading a large file. A big File.
Downloading 'I know who Killed me'. OH OH that bitch is outta here
Alright..
Gotta run, and remember
We are all just howler monkeys with Keyboards
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Not really what I wanted to happen. I have been moved from hosting support to Network operations. Well, I didnt actually move. More like here have some more of this, bitch. I do Network Support and domain support. Along with company name management, abuse management, and new client migrations.
Thats right I am a NOC Monkey now with feathers now.
In celebration Paul placed a plaque on my door. A simple 8x8 image of a howler monkey..
I know.. Its so me.
So now I have access to major network systems. Except, I dont really.
I do not have passwords to the mail servers, but I do have the APs and domain servers.
I also have control of the company credit card to a degree.
Can you say Aruba? I bet you can.
:)
No, seriously, I would not do that. Fuckers would find me. I know they would.
with my new position I am the email and copyright abuse guy.
which means if you stole someones website or you down load illegal MP3s I turn you off. Well, maybe. If its good music its alright. But I catch you downloading some Brittany Spears or "Songs from the Crystal Cave":http://www.amazon.com/Songs-Crystal-Cave-Steven-Seagal/dp/B0009SQ520, your ass is shutdown.
Oh. I forgot to mention.
I am commercial service collections too.
And I am good at it.
"So umm, its like dis. You want email. We wants our money. Caprice?", or my favorite, "[sign] It would be a terrible thing if your website got lost you know? Caprice?"
Thats right. E-Guido on the roll baby.
Wait hold up. I have to look at this flag.
Someone is downloading a large file. A big File.
Downloading 'I know who Killed me'. OH OH that bitch is outta here
Alright..
Gotta run, and remember
We are all just howler monkeys with Keyboards
