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Powerful Mind Expansion?

Jericho Drumm Jun 16, 11:40 PM

Unique Magnetic Properties have been found in the cell and brain tissues of all animals including humans, explaining Extraordinary Animal Sixth Sense…

A company called Remcure is offereing the unbelievable. magneurol
They are offering psychic powers in a bottle.

Yes. You heard it right. Psychic powers in a bottle. According to the Magneurol site. If you take two pills a day of their ‘completely safe’ dietary supplement you can begin to gain untold of mental strength and possibly telechinetic powers. Q: Will Magneurol6-S? make it so I hear peoples' thoughts (Telepathy)?<br />A: Having a metaphysical background we are also very interested in this question. What we have experienced is that it does increase the potential and awareness required for telepathy. We suggest that you attain material from www.higherbalance.com in regards to specific techniques for telepathy and its applications so that there is no misunderstanding in the terminology. The bottom line is we were stunned with the results and continue to work with the concept. A brief interpretation is that thought is electrically based and in the case where two people with very similar brains or &quot;thought mechanisms&quot; (humans) the information becomes potentially shared between energy fields that are within close proximity, like a train leaping rails. The stored information is seemingly transferred. The applications are endless.
I dont see this happening. If it was that easy then everyone would be "scanning" everyone else. Talk about Veterans of a Psychic War. Heads, exploding everywhere. Thought Police beating down everyones door. Be just Like Minority Report.

I took the time to look up the list of ingredients.

Thiamin
Riboflavin
Niacin
Vitamin B6
Vitamin B12
Biotin
Pantothenic Acid
Magnesium
Folic Acid
Magnetitum
DMAE
Inositol
Choline Bitartrate

Pretty standard, memory enhancements, a few energy boosters, some vitamins, and a relaxing sedative. DMAE is a substance that doctors give to Alzheimers patients, and hyperactive children. It helps with attention and short term memory. Choline Bitartrate is needed for the proper transmission of nerve impulses from the nerve endings to the target organ. Inositol reduces depression and aids specialized cell function.

The website also has great info on meditation and magneurol used as a daily regimen. After reading the meditation page, I can agree with it. A regular meditation schedual will do these things for you. You do gain peace of mind and ease stress. The pills might help you concentrate better so the meditation is easier.

The side effect from this medication is hilarious. When asked is Magneurol6-S harmful? The answer is ….

"We speculate according to our own research that extensive cellular phone use, which already may pose problems, may either present a problem for some or amplify awareness of a cellular phones effects. Research indicates that they "may" be harmful to our brains because of the radiation emitted and the proximity of the phone to our brains. When using Magneurol6-S? several people have reported that they can "feel" the radiation, or something like it, emanating from the phone where they could not do so before. When we consider that these signals are always emanating it is fair to speculate that Magneurol6-S? is simply making us more aware of these effects that were present before.

We do suggest limiting use of cellular phones if you notice any discomfort or switching to the newer wireless Bluetooth technology which seems to have a lesser effect thus far. In all instances of people reporting discomfort while using Mangeurol6-S? and using cellular phones the problem did not arise until after 20 minutes or more of continuous usage. "

But you will be telepathic. So who needs a cell phone? Right? Right?

But what about the downside to telepathy? What? you did not know there was a downside? Yeas there is. And Remcure Inc has an answer for you there too.

Q: Regarding Telepathy, what if I can't control what I am picking up and I go crazy?A: We are confident with our experience and expertise in this area that this will not happen. While using Magneurol6-S?, in order to receive the benefits of telepathy you would have to apply yourself. In other words you would need to directly desire telepathy in order to experience it. Other experiences with your senses may increase such as heightened taste, sight and smell.

So you could be like Roderick from The House of Usher. That sounds fun. Doesnt it?
Ok. You dont know what I mean. Go look it up. I will wait.

All in all I would say, it may be a good supplement to help with memory and energy. BUT, you will not become Mentak; the mindtaker but you will be able to concentrate more. Which you can get with a good diet, proper rest and exercise.

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